Wednesday, March 04, 2009
- 4:13 pm
so here we are. the world around us has changed a fair bit, and the global economy got smashed to pieces since good ol' bubba bush wanted to go out with a bang. same old white people. let the white guy mess up, then get the black guy to clean out his mess. and if he cant do it get the mexican dude with the funny hair. then again, with things so expensive it might be cheaper to just go for the asian alternative. i heard that theyre all made in taiwan and delhi by 4 year olds. good old asians. we deserve a pat on the back for becoming so innovative and efficient we just nip in and take all the jobs from them white people. last i heard, Col Sanders real name was Sanders Tan Lim How. and ronald mcdonald? please. its common knowledge that hes really mas selamat in disguise. we seem to be getting good at all this job-thievery, along with that other family favourite asian pastime, reproduction. then again, no vespa, no colour tv, no husband. and even if you make it, its always great to have the traditionally warm hand-over-the-jewellery-or-its-kerosene-dousing-time welcome by the in-laws (usually mother). damn its good to be an indian bride. marry one of our fine range of indian husbands today and we'll even throw in a free sari when we toss your bedraggled form into your husbands funeral pyre. sorry, no refunds.
last time i checked, the teletubbies closed shop since the network found the cheaper indian version showing free to air on zee tv; and since the little kids never really understood anything of what was being said (honestly how different is eh-oh and namaste in terms of making sense. in fact eh-oh sounds like a cow having an orgasm.), i guess 'teleyaaros' went on to become a smash hit. foondo-fundo-funtoosh yaar. dishoom. must've had something to do with amitabh bachan being the face of the sun, but then again most people start looking lovable after one or two bottles of whiskey. theyre always smiling and jolly. then again i dont know if whiskey has any effect on amitabh, last i heard he'd beaten the crap outta chuck norris. still i suspect it was really more of the magic of rangge-berengy, dupeta, lellu and pooja fighting all the time that enchanted them kids.
i dont know why i do these things.
oh, by the way hi ariel.
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