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Monday, October 13, 2008

- 9:12 pm

welcome back to the night. everything is as it was, new, free and fast. frustration cleaves a space of its own in the thickness of the night; but there is a time for everything and its time isnt now. either that or im too busy ignoring it, so stick a thumb out and see if you can get a ride on somebody elses highway; im just too caught up in the general flow of things to be very much bothered.

well degeneracy has always been a favourite trait of man. just look at some of the stuff they show on tv; what with our favourite satan worshipping teletubbies and the older (heads up if you remember it!), more controversial barney the dinosaur. i mean come on; how often do you get an obese purple/green tyrannosaur clomping about extolling the virtues of veganism? what nuts and cheese, celery and a glass of fruit juice too? does this mean that the show lacks educational values because i mean come on what the hell honestly why is he hiding his carnivorous tendancies he'd make the ones in jurassic park really embarrassed to be called the same species. then again have you ever wondered why the children after every episode of barney are different? and how did he get so fat on just nuts cheese and celery anyways? and are those bloodstains i see on your paunch or is tha-okay nevermind im not about to get sued by the producers of barney for these slanderous allegations but still think about it! and you never know what might next pop out of the good old rabbit hole.

so the economys gone plunging down and we're all going to hell. at least thats what johnny bird told me whilst i was turning the corner last wednesday night. 'watch your step bub,' he said, 'cos its a long hard road outta hell.' at the time i didnt know what to make of it till until freddie mac and fannie mae decided that they were through with climbing up the hill and the whole pail of water routine, so they both came tumbling down and the pervy lehman brothers who always tagged along hoping to get some with fannie came tumbling after. aww gee shucks mama it wasnt supposed to happen that way but hell if you wanna go to bed with something more than bread and cheese for your supper youd better be a good kid and not go dabbling round in the stock market cos EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THEM STOCKS IS THE DEVIL.

and thats not all i mean now we got american presidential elections to deal with. hell its not enough that mccain looks like a friendly little lamb (really. he is the friendliest person ive ever seen; to him everybody is 'my friend! my friend!' kids if an old man approaches you saying 'my friend my friend' you'd better run to mommy and warn her. fast. he's probably not senator mccain.) but thank god we still got obama to save just a little bit of our dignity. hes probably the closest thing we have left to a happy meal in our little fast food world. so come on obama. YOU CAN DO IT. YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LOOONG. whats that? negative publicity ads? YE GODS LOOKS LIKE MCCAIN IS PALLING AROUND WITH SATAN.

otherwise everythings good. im still too innocent to be hit by the big evil stock market collapse but there are lessons to be learnt from this, like every other hurt in life. dont worry tatum, i got your back. always.

talk about livin fast. hell people, everythings gotta go, and if it doesnt its off to the wood chipper and fireplace. its gonna be a cold, cold winter.

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