Sunday, December 31, 2006
- 1:39 am
JAMIE CARRAGHER IS THE BESTEST DEFENDER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
swanked off duffys blog!
have you ever?
Played Spin the Bottle?: some friends of mine invited me to but i screamed and ran away.
Toilet Papered someone's house: halloween some years back. they gave us bleeding apples. one we threw eggs at these two boys who came running back with an egg in each hand to throw back at us. the six of us took out our cartons. :)
Played Poker with money: RI4H 2004 was a bit of a casino royale.
Gone swimming in a white T-shirt: you tend not to wear shirts when you swim, unless youre a fat, insecure guy with moobs (or if you're 42 with moobs and an ugly mug to boot). nope.
been tickled so hard you couldn't talk: when i was small but i dont tickle easy anymore.
liked someone but never told them: hahaha umm yes once when i was small.
went camping: when i was in (ugh!) scouts. the horror, the horrow. but that was back between p3 and sec 1 when i was small and stupid so i am redeemed (i hope. please dont consign me to hell.).
had a crush on your brother's friend: brothers over girls.
walk in the rain without an umbrella: all the time. i think i need to buy an umbrella and throw away the old "i won't drown!" routine.
told a joke that nobody thought was funny: who knows? *mysterious looks all round*
been in a talent show: haha no.
started laughing at someone's bedtime: ramana. he sleeps at 8 every night.
worn somthing your mom didn't appove of: i dont know.
been to a nude beach: haha no; body exhibitionism=yuck.
drank jack daniels: maxine gave me a whole bottle for my birthday! most of it however, was finished by bhavan and hazmi. so whats new?
cursed in a church: father forgive me. stupid fucker.
been called a slut for kissing someone: by matin i think, once upon a time.
burnt yourslef with a curling iron/straightner: painfully, yes.
wanted to be a police officer: hello mr policeman, your pay sucks. no.
dumped someone: badabing badaboom. barney the sinodaur!
been hit on by someone too old: i dont know unless you count that 50 year old ah mah working at bliss bridal creations while i was emceeing for them who labelled me as a 'hamsen boy ah'.
wanted to be a model: yes, a role model for all little kids and grown ups. im captain planet and wolverine rolled into one.
bought lottery tickets: no theyre stupid.
made out in a car: smeeeeagol.
cried during a movie: yes, SOB.
wanted something you couldn't have: more, more, more!
had sex on the beach: naw
had the drink sex on the beach: yupp, once in indochine. it was bitter.
seen someone shoplift: sophiandy in primary school. ATALAKUNCI SIA!
hung up on someone: yes.
yelled at your pet: once when whissie bit me. and when fifi was naughty and tried humping pepper when he was small.
bought a thong when the cashier was a guy: IM NOT YOUR INSECURE 42 YEAR OLD BOY, so i dont buy thongs.
tried to strip when drunk: i dont get drunk.
gotten seasick: very easily.
had a stalker: yes! tigger and pepper and socks and ginger all loved stalking birds!
played a prank on somone that had them really scared: so many times
been embarassed by one of your family: sometimes
felt bad about eating meat: NEVER. im your top dog carnivore with an attitude. FLESH.
protested: if you mean at the amount of homework we used to get, then yes.
been to an island: lets climb up to the trees with the monchichis
been in love: yupp de doo
ate jus because you were bored: espesh when its time to study
looked at something everybody thought was ugly and said "aww": no. lets not look at ugly things. chances are theyre 42 and cry themselves to sleep.
Screamed in a library: no! shhhhh
Made out with a stranger: one night at cheekys last year.
Been Dumped: happily, no.
Wished a part of you was different: please heal legs and feet! ankles and knees = injuries!
asked a guy to dance: matin!
been asked out by a really hot girl: i long for the good old days, when the party was all about partyin
laughed so hard you cried: yes.
went up to a complete stranger and started talking: yes.
been sunburned: yes.
kicked a guy in the nuts for being a pervert: gosh how many times i have wanted to kick mr 'i look up skirts' magic 42.
threw up in school: yes
recieved an anonymous love letter: primary school
had to wear something you hated: no
been to a luau: hawaii is awesome but ive never been there
saw your ex and wanted to kick her ass: nope
cursed in front of your parents: once when brazil missed a clear chance in the world cup finals and hazmi and my dad were watching with me i shouted 'fuck!' completely accidentally. haz and i froze but thank god the father was too busy cursing too.
been in a commercial on tv: not yet
watched a movie that made you miss your ex: ella enchanted. sob!
been out of the country: many times
been honked at by some guy when you were walking down the sidewalk: no and im not surprised
won at pool: a few times. im not too good though.
went to a party where you were the ony sober one: all the time. whats with me and drinks? they taste bad.
went on a diet: once upon a time...
been lost out to sea: nope
tanned topless: hahahaha no i dont think i need a tan.
been attacked by seagulls: no, but by little kids. all the time. help me.
been searched in an airport: heathrow is a crap airport.
been on a plane: many times. they bore when long haul.
been pants-ed: i wear pants all the time in school?
thown a shoe at someone: yes. once when gavin walked in during a rehearsal i shouted "thar she blows! the whoite whale!" and he threw his slipper at me and missed so i threw it back and didnt miss.
broke someone's heart: mean mistreater
sung in the shower: all the time
bought something way too expensive: hahaha yes shoes and shirts. $320 predator converts i hardly wear and a pretty decent $350 guess shirt. oh and a 400 pound topman set i wore for prom which i probably am not gonna wear again anytime soon. :(
done something really stupid that you still laugh about: hahaha yeah my class was real fun.
been walked in on when you were dressing: yeah
ran out of a movie theatre because you were too scared of the movie: yeah, flushed away.
been kicked out of the mall: nope
ben mean to someone then instantly wanted to take it back: yeah
been given a detention on the worst day that you could get one: never had detention. i was always the generous one, giving away my demerit points to the needy varuns and vishals of the world.
done something stupid when you were drunk: i think so.
fell off your roof: hahaha wouldnt i be dead if that were the case
pretended you were scared so you could cuddle up with someone: nah
had a deer jump in front of your car: haha no unless the cars like a perodua kancil in which case sometimes they do try to overtake my fathers car just to show that theyre faster than a BM. of course we gun the engine and schumacher our way past.
threatened someone with a water gun: "this is a water gun. this, however, is a real gun." good old brando.
Can you....
Unwrap a starburst with your tounge: dont know what that is
sing: you tell me
open your eyes underwater: always
eat whatever you want and not have to worry: yeah
ice skate: yupp
sing in front of a crowd: oh im not used to performing in front of crowds. gawsh.
whistle: yesyesyes
be a bitch at times: like oh my god. duh!
do thirty pull ups: no, im still stuck at 6/7.
walk in really high heels: yeah man
eat super spicy foods: no real liking. hazmis the tabasco man, ask him.
skateboard: too scary
sleep with the lights on: always in class.
mulititask: on occasion, when i feel like it.
touch your nose with your tounge: no, my tongue isnt that long.
fall asleep easily in the car: hardly ever
do the cotton eye joe: but i can do the locomotion! just ask grand funk railroad.
play ddr and not fall: thats a stupid game for mentally challenged idiots with not much of a life and 42 year olds.
surf: scared of sharks and whales and barracudas.
fit in your locker: no, it was small.
do a split: NO
taste the difference between pepsi and coke: like yeah its pretty much obvious when you drink those just to live.
fin
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