Monday, November 27, 2006
- 1:05 am
yakshamash! my name akesh and i am make the write from hotel here in london. my purpose of trip is for make documentary on good place london so learning is available in glorious country of singapore. i am also much inspire by good kazhakhi reporter borat, who is show i am just watch. it may be have the r21 in singapore but here in london i can watch easy easy. it such funny for watch him put sack for catch and marry pamela anderson! i am much inspiration for doing this to special girl i know. many pain in my heart for miss of friend. even mr jesus cannot make disappear like how make for borat (or so he think). but i not care. london is good place but soon i am for returning is much goodness. i am wait with much happy on face until water is come from eye in remember. casino royale is also being watch in odeum theatre where is premiere two week ago. i sit in chair micheal jackson is sit in. he like touch little children, but i no like. i like touch chocolate. it taste good.
che quiy! now i give make of answer question from many reporter peoples.
1. how old did you wish you were?
i like my age but 19s good.
2. where were you when 911 happened?
i forgot. who cares?
3 what do you do when vending machine steals your money?
it doesnt. good vending machine.
4 do you count yourself kind?
to good people i think.
5 if you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
a dragon on my back. or no tattoo. its all good.
6 if you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
portuguesa! then i can talk to all me imaginary brazilian mates.
7 do you know your neighbours?
in sunset way, very well. we been playin soccer for 14 years. if its rafflesia, then yupp since they be me skoolmates.
8 what do you consider a vacation?
any foreign location with good company.
9 do you follow your horoscope?
nope, last time i checked its all rubbish.
10 would you move for the person you love?
yupp. loves a good thing. moving doesnt really matter to me since i left sunset way i feel like a nomad now. but it has to be a good place= no ghettoes!
11 are you touchy feely?
you decide.
12 do you believe that opposites attract?
y'never know.
13 dream job?
wildlife photographer/documentarist for nat geo. good ol attenborough.
15 favorite place to go on weekends?
anywhere beautiful with good company. usually sunset park.
16 showers or baths?
if i had my way, long warm tubs with good company :)
17 do you paint your nails?
not any more!
18 do you trust people easily?
yupp! good news is i only trust good people. perceptive young lad i am.
19 what are your phobias?
heights and large insects- read cockroaches- YUCK
20 do you want kids?
i think so. a boy and a girl.
21 do you keep a handwritten journal?
yupp. but i burn the pages and get em online. or i just burn the poems and scripts i dont actually copy down. feels nice to leave space for more things.
22 where would you rather be right now?
sunset way
23 who makes you feel warm and fuzzy?
shiny happy people and on occasion, barney the dinosaur. football at the d! the d i say.
24 heavy or light sleeper?
very very heavy. hard to fall asleep and harder to wake.
25 are you paranoid?
nope. paranoia is for the insecure. but i do have this thing for tidiness.
26 are you impatient?
yes, immensely. i hate waiting for anything.
27 who can you relate to?
my dad, hazmi bhavan and nadia.
28 how do you feel about interracial couples?
race and religion are just lines drawn to divide people. ive been in a few interracial relationships m'self and theyve been good. think british and viet.
29 have you been burned by love?
two years ago and never again. ever.
30 what's your favorite pick-up line?
i dont do pickup lines.
31 what's your main ringtone on your mobile?
mr bombastic by shaggy.
32 what were you doing at midnight last night?
sleeping london time, visiting me uncle singapore time.
33 what did the last text on your cellphone say?
anything nice cos i know you have good taste from sarah (the hazmi one)
34 whose bed did you sleep in last?
the one at this paddington suites hotel.
35 what color shirt are you wearing?
white and green. lover, not a fighter mind you.
36 most recent movie you watched?
borat: cultural learnings for make benefit glorious nation of kazakhstan!
37 name five things you have on you at all times.
my wallet, my handphone, love, my ipod nano and room keys.
38 what color are your bedsheets?
some intricate reddish maroon design.
39 how much cash do you have on you right now?
£5?
40 what is your favorite part of the chicken?
the breast meats pretty tender
41 what's your favorite town/city?
its a three way tie between venice, honolulu and rio de janiero.
42 i cant wait till...?
im pretty much happy taking things one step at a time.
43 what did you have for dinner last night?
i dont do dinner very often.
44 do you own a gun?
nope. guns are bad, i hope never to come near one. oh wait NS!
45 what do you prefer to drink in the morning?
coffee or coke, caffeines the charm.
46 where do you think you'll be in 10 years time?
in a court of law defending some firm.
47 last thing you ate?
SALMON my favourite
48 what songs do you sing in the toilet?
i like john lennon and maroon 5
49 last thing that made you laugh?
i laugh lots so i cant really remember.
50 worst injury you've ever had?
continual ankle problems (the left one!) or was it my nice little harry potter one.
51 does someone have a crush on you?
dont know, dont care.
52 what's your favorite candy?
dark chocolate
53 what song do you want played at your funeral?
i will never die, but at my fake funeral amsterdam by coldplay will do.
54. four random people to do this?
nadia ajit dheesha and namita.
fin
hit the stars
