Thursday, August 17, 2006
- 12:02 am
jan smuts has been kidnapped and wim jonk is dead. oh the horror. the other day i threw jan smuts up the school wall and walked off, coming back half an hour later to find him still slowly rolling down; the only difference being that this time a crowd of weirdo girls had gathered round it throwing things at it. my poor jan smuts! in any case, bhavans army mate armjack was there leading the snarling gibbering pack of hyenas throwing things at jan smuts before he fell down and was beset upon. the horror, the horror.
in any case i been studyin like a dog with my bro haz who just today went to get specs. i will never ever wear spectacles in my life; theyre terribly annoying. my chum james and 'chums-not' bhavan (bhavan reserves his chumhood for a selected elite including such global superstars as stally baby, kokonut and urkel) have been studying with me in the library today whilst bhavan praises the virtues of kids who dont turn up for his tuition but still have to pay him. take that democracy! no wait. im pro-democracy. its all good.
after bhavan left james and i headed down to the gym. its been good stuff and in three weeks ive moved up from benching twenty to a death defying 33 kilograms! talk about gains galore (which is now the gymmin catchphrase of haz and i). headed down to j8 for dinner with mr james who was labelled as a budding entrepreneur in econs lec today after the teacher heard me hissing his name across the LT, and for his keynes like thoughtful pose; although we all have doubts as to whether those thoughts are anything close to keynesical, ruminations of lightbulbs and allusions perhaps? or maybe that someone else. aaaaaaaanyways we were in j8 and walked into this christian shop pretending to love jesus (which we do! okay just kidding. i love batman better, and aishwarya rai? she off them charts boy) when we found these keychains with christian names and attributes and guess what james' attribute was? TRUTHFULNESS! hahahahahahaha NOTHING coulda been more true; james admitted to not doing homework the other day without even being asked- talk about integrity huh mr james. so we walked down to the bus stop talking about post a level plans and chicks when suddenly james announced his intentions to turn into a pimp ala tip drill after the a's. remember, IF YOU SEE A TIP DRILL POINT OUT WHERE SHE AT. we actually went and chose a target for after the a's, after james cheerfully acknowledged a couple a chicks he's been banned from since the start of this year (so no worries stevie, snoop bhavy, we covered) and YES. its a rekindling of sort; any memories from last year people? jaring james is back in action.
i guess its fun to think of all these post a level events (especially the whole tip drill bit) but keep that head down and chargin. as it is im already doing my old chum nadias KI homework because she has TB fever and should be sleeping but is not. some stuff on humour. see? i do KI good too.
i still havent seen the postbox yet. i guess the way things are getting hectic round skool now'll probably make sure i wont. now for the mad dash to september, and we'll see how everything goes from there, cos then ill have two very important people back in my life- james singh and sital. till then, y'all sleep tight.
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