amour amour

Sunday, July 09, 2006

- 12:05 am

now now sean, id usually slap people for their tagging bullshit, but since you asked so nicely i will be nice too and hence disparage the claims of certain people- no a PERSON- who (horror of horrors) thinks im evil. the tragedy of it all.

4 beverages I enjoy from time to time:

1) coke. coke good. me like coke.

2) a good mocha frappechino at starbucks. it was the first thing i ever ordered at starbucks whilst pretending to know lots about coffee with my first. and it tastes good too which just adds to the fun.

3) there really isnt anything much that beats an ice cold milo after a long match (ice cold 100 plus is a contender down these parts) but hey its good. plus, im not really a swimmer, im a dolphin.

4) RIBENA. it keeps me strong, healthy and smart, or so it says on the bottle. plus its full of vitamin c and good for you although thats accidentally spilling a most of my last vodka into the bottle probably did nothing to help back these claims.

4 fantastic destinations I would like to go to on vacation before I die (excluding those i already went! EDIT: this question should be followed by a 'to' and have a that inside, reading those that ive already been to. stupid olio house people. spot another mistake and get their shop for free! yes! zero dollar!):

1) hawaii cos its bloody awesome and i want to live there someday. the beaches are pretty, the ocean is nice, blue and shark infested, the girls are hot and ive always had a soft spot for a good ol fashioned luau with a couple a babes and barney the dinosaur. ah barney. always there for you with his imagination bullshit.

2) venice, because i had to bloody study it for social studies in sec 4. not like i really studied it (i skipped it actually) but since it was in the syllabus i might as well visit it and reap some marginal benefit from the place. plus its always sweet tellin your friends 'wow sarawak sounded like loads of fun. i had to go to lousy old sicily.'

3) BRASIL, in a world cup final where theyre playing. its a win win situation, cos theyll win and therell be widespread joy, debauchery and various other good things. and if they lose, ill probably be stabbed and robbed which isnt so bad considering the fact that my beloved brasil lost a final. ah brasil. you'll always win. also because i used to go to this brazilian deli espirito santos with a close friend (both have since disappeared) and it was beautiful. we had big plans for going there haha. live the dream they say.

4) india cos i really wanna see the kurukshetra battlefield where the last battle was fought between the pandavas and the kauravas. and trivandrum in kerala because its beautiful. plenty of beauty in india, just gotta find it. a big game of hide and slum.

4 celebrities I would like to go on a big date with:

1) Aishwarya Rai. i love her. i love her. shes so beautiful its not funny. and i love her. ah well....someday soon. Angelina Jolie because i love her too. aside from playing big female dominatrix lara croft shes a nice person. kept a vow of silence on a mountaintop for a year to understand the meaning of a whisper or some such. or was that T.T. Durai?

2) Victor Khodorkovsky, imprisoned and since bankrupted owner of russian oil giant Yukos. i really want to look into that mind. same goes for you Mr Vladimir Ilyenich Lenin, dont think i dont wanna have a look see around your mind too so no running away now.

3) Ronaldo. he is awesome, and only the greatest striker of all time. i supported him since i was a boy and fell in love with the los merengues mainly because of him. he plays solid rocks and will always be a brasilian soccer master class.

4) the greatest living actor, sean connery. totally dig hish accshent. sho you think only you caan shpeak like thish. he was totally the best james bond ever and his acting in 'the rock' made it my favourite movie of all time. top class.

4 gadgets I do not have, which I would like to have:

1) sean and me agree here. vertus' are the epitomy of cellular communicative luxury, and theyre brilliantly stylish too.

2) a black Lamborghini Diablo with orange flames on the side. lamborghinis are beautifully made, and meant to be driven with flair to match that beauty- and what better way to do that than with a diablo?

3) a working calculator. i dont actually have one ever since james stole my only one and gave it to his sister. naughty boy ah james. want to kena smack only.

4) there actually isnt anything material i really want. i pretty much got everything i need, with the stars and sky thrown in so i think i got me cut a pretty sweet deal.

4 ppl i'm tagging

1) bhavan, because he is also a naughty boy.

2) fifi and figo, because i havent seen them in ages.

3) stally baby, for his intuitive insight as pertaining to the meaning of life, and yearning for the notion of being a lightbulb.

4) lee kuan yew, just to see if the sedition act charges me on this tag. (how dare you tag the mm? cant you see thats hes not built for catching? silly boy)

fin