amour amour

Monday, July 03, 2006

- 12:23 am

so remember kids,dont talk to strangers

AND IT WAS THE SECOND MAD PERSON I MET IN THREE DAYS!
fwaah says:
woah.
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
hazmi and i were merrily walking down the street from j8
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
when suddenly this old lady is all ah boy where is 56 bus stop
fwaah says:
U DO?
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
mmhm
fwaah says:
wow
fwaah says:
ok
fwaah says:
then
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
so we point in some random direction lah when suddenly she says
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
actually im a CID officer
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
fuck! we're freaked out
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
then she pops another gem of wisdom with i was just raped and molested
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
another fuck! cos it had to be some desperate bastard (anybody come to mind?) who would even want to touch her
fwaah says:
wtf
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
so we're all call the police lah! and shes i cant im a cid
fwaah says:
hahahahaha
fwaah says:
hahahahaha
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
then shes like i want to take the bus to toa payoh. actually i can drive my honda prelude 2.2 but i am drunk. see? (before breathing like NOXIOUS FUCKING FUMES INTO OUR FACES)
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
i am drunk but im still steady. here i show you something
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
at which point we freaked out cos we thought she was going to flash us. yes 62 yr old aunty with hot pants and some stained red tshirt. ugh
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
suddenly she raises her sleeve and she got this huge ass phoenix dragon tattoo shit going on
fwaah says:
hahaha. wtf laa
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
im having the time of my life so im like could i please take a picture of that?
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
then she suddenly asks if any of us are muslim
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
hazmis like yeah, im part time
fwaah says:
ha
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
and she extends her hand to shake his and then does some gangsta handshake shit
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before saying father is very important. without father got no children one.
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
so im like mother is important too what aunty
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but aunty dont care. "no offense to you ah but got mother no father where got children?" like okay why would we be offended were bloody GUYS
fwaah says:
idiotwoman
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
and with a smug look, our supposedly muslim friend lifts the other sleeve to reveal "dear god. dear jesus. dear father. i love papa in chinese."
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
then im like wow cool and shes like this i do with needle one ah,32 years ago. machine ah
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
machine is this! points middle finger
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
machine is this! shows us the spanish fig
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
machine is this! does the up yours sign with a little jig
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
you know what this is? showing the spanish fig again
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
im like "uh..fuck you?"
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
with a sudden grin and a conspiratorial look she screams a nasal AA! and points her middle finger again and does her jig
fwaah says:
oh my god
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
at which point i ask to take another picture so she grabs hazmi and there you got the hazmi pic
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
then she takes my phone, gives it to hazmi and poses with me. she even takes off her glasses and hands them to him to look 'prettier'.
fwaah says:
hahah. hahahahahha
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
at which point im like wait i need to tie my laces. oh hey let me do the phone for you- grab my phone, shout FUCK! and run
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
i did the 100 metres in record time
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
hazmi turns and sees me gone, shes asks wheres he going?
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take your fucking glasses! shouts hazmi, tossing them at her and following up in close pursuit
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
we stop after 200 metres, panting and dying. but we turn back and see her in full flight loping gallantly after us
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
at which point we scream and run back to my condo
akesh' brasil laika come home says:
what an adventure.

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