Nature's first green is gold, Her hardest hue to hold Her early leaf's a flower; But only so an hour Then leaf subsides to leaf So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day Nothing gold can stay -robert frost-
Thursday, May 25, 2006
- 2:12 pm
i hope i die before i get old
gummy bears are rather interesting little things. theyre these small bear shaped gel thingies coming in various colours, and invoke all sorts of sadistic emotion feeling in a person. this is one of the many qualities possessed by the common gummy bear (gummus bearus),its distant relative the gummi bear (gummi bearus) and darius (nymphomaniacus majorus). theyre so versatile and come in so many different flavours, and a challenge to eat as the person eating the bear has to decide how cruelly the bear will be eaten, whether itll be eaten head first, or with its limbs removed, or just crushed between grinding molars (which is actually quite exciting to some people) and it is scientifically proven that these bears actually increase brain activity in small children. Said Dr H.R Formaldehyde, our nearest general practitioner with a diploma in medicine as authentic as that $7 rolex, "these exciting bears increase brain activity in small children, and sexual activity in older ones". shortly after, Dr Formaldehyde was arrested for prescribing gummy bears to a 4 year old with congenital paediatric malocclussions and then to a 27 year old with erectile dysfunction. gummy bears have been described as gummy-licious! and are usually sold in packets of 20 or 30 and manufactured by Sinful Eating Industries which was recently taken over by Wonka Candy Producers run by rich business magnate, Charlie, whose ruthless tactics and execution of benefactor Willy Wonka has brought him great profits, whilst his enslavement of the Oompa Loompas helps provide him with the cheap labour. sadly however, a few have recently escaped and have been said to be going under the alibis of OWUS YEONGUS and WAIKITUS, and if spotted you should call 999, or the SPCA will do just as fine.
ah well.
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