Saturday, December 24, 2005
- 4:52 pm
so its those inane uncalled for things you do in life thatll stick with you till you die. like how two days ago me and a friend walked all the way from jelita to orchard road, down to somerset and then back in the dead of the morning. a man in heavily accented german (and heavily accented drunk) ask if i was truly his friend; it was to his utter surprise that he got back a pitch perfect "nein, du ist mein brader", a reply to which his two consorts (both hot girls, the lucky bastard. maybe 8s out of ten. nowhere close to 12.) laughed out loud. or of course you could be some tech savvy dickhead and say they lolled but that would have a different meaning. in fact, in that case they lounged. we walked on and on until suddenly the big bad wolf jumped out from behind a bush and threatened to eat us unless we told him where little red riding hood was, so we kicked him in the groin and went along our merry way. ladida.
hey you hey you
finally you get it
you're in a mess
fin