Sunday, September 11, 2005
- 2:20 pm
oh the winter i adore
looks like its gonna be another long night; then again its one of those nights i just adore.
9.55-11.55: LIVERPOOL Vs Tottenham Hotspurs
11.55-1.55: Butlers M4M Essay. 1200 words.
1.55-03.55: REAL MADRID Vs Celta Vigo
so yeah. anyways we had quite a good game of soccer today though im completely exhausted and my ankles are in such poor state that they refuse to support me half the time. the good news is that i dint snap either one of them the past few weeks. hallelujah. anyways the score today ended up 6-6 which was quite disappointing considering how we were leading 6-2 at half time. i imposed the mantra
keep the lead, dont concede
on the boys, but it dint work seeing as how we lost our goalkeeper.
6 - 6
akesh x 5 ray
darren colin x 3
james c x 2
anyways it wasnt so bad since I scored 5 for us so what the heck. things have really changed, from when i used to be the most defensive minded player in the team, leading to praise as the most complete defender in the park, slowly moving up to defensive midfielder, and now i play in the midfield. maybe its still DMC seeing as to how im the guy running back to defend off counter attacks half the time.
so anyhow, i was thinking of material again for future stuff, and had a few ideas.
you know your chinese when that thing on your plate just winked at you.
you know your indian when you start paying money to feed cows at carnivals.
you know your indian when your grandmother uses the shoe on you more than your foot.
you know your malay when you realise that that thing youve been trying to read is a banana.
you know your malay when you think contraception is just a new video game.
you know your american when you get jacked by your president again.
you know your phillipino when you have the overwhelming urge to add a maam or sir at the back of everything.
you know your phillipino when you want to fack your pag.
you know your a phillipino american when your mom cant stop calling your ang moh dad 'sir'. even after her contract expired.
you know your mexican when you start calling crap guano, homes!
you know your german when you speak german to dogs- and they growl back.
you know your a redneck when you wake up in church and realise you just done spilt beer all down your bible.
you know your a redneck when your at your grandmothers burial service- and the old bat is still banging about the coffin.
you know your george bush when you still suck your thumb and rush to mommy and daddy when you need help. and that nice clinton man.
you know your george bush when you try to sustain, maintain and retain the escalamation of terrorrorrorrism and gosh darn it i forgot my lines.
you know your george bush when your more worried about bessie the cows mystery illness than national events.
you know your george bush when you still think katrina is that new secretary in the office.
you know your micheal jackson when your so enchanted by your own innocence, you molest yourself.
you know your george bush when REFER TO REDNECK
you know your an F math student when you start referring to school as 'home, truly'.
you know your dick cheney when you take out the old slipper to beat around the bush.
anyhows this is all just for fun. we're all beautiful people in the end, arent we all?
hit the stars
