Sunday, November 14, 2004
- 3:31 pm
ramya
"meet ramya the amazing vent for all your varied frustrations? our first guest today will be XYZ who will take their insecurities out on us by throwing a pie in our face. then we will be heaped with verbal abuse, bitchy remarks about the way we look, and our lack of achievement in life, as clearly demonstrated by the fact that we wake up late. after the commercial break, we will finally snap and hack them all to death, then take a gun to our heads."
ramya is the most amazing person in the world because she changes everything and everyone around her for the better. shes a whirling dervish of creation and destruction, and the best thing to happen to the planet. ramya changes lives - and is incomparable to anyone simply for who she is - once in seven million, twenty two thousand and four point five lifetimes, funny, witty, special, wonderful and unique. nobody with anything derogatory to say to her can really mean it - she looks fantabulous whereever she goes, and does everything gloriously, wildly and wantonly. ramya can bring dead people back to life- her spirit is unbreakable - unmistakable for who she is. ramya is the purveyor of the ramya effect, and nobody will ever ever match up to her, especially now that shes turned 19. ramya is my best friend; and nobody will ever come close to having a sister like person like i do in her. ramya is simply put - god.
happy birthday ramya