Wednesday, November 03, 2004
- 8:12 pm
dishoom
who wants some dishoom?
today we had our english papers, and if i dont get my A1 ill have to kill myself. we had to write an affectionate letter to our uncle, and so i wrote to my dear darling uncle bitterly embroiled in elections sam. i wrote and wrote a load of nonsense about belleview (which means beautiful view i think) and our happy little examiner, sitting in his nice little cave, maybe a mug of coffee with the words 'i love urkel' on it, or maybe a sweater emblazoned with the words 'gay rights for all' sitting at his little desk with his little oil wick lamp reading my letter and lying down in a swoon. it was insane, and i ended off with 'your loving nephew' after cancelling out 'the little money grabbing punk. yoink!'
for the essay i did flight (and weises fleisch came to mind for whatever reason). the moment i saw the titles i realised they were all boring and had no idea as to what to write for flight. of course the first idea that came to me was a druggie who thought he could fly and became one with the void deck of some taaall block of flats, but eventually i wrote about a man who killed a woman, and then shot himself in the head because of the guilt. hehe i made use of the chance to use that phrase i read that very morning, being as bored as i was, 'the night i sinned against sin itself' hehe. so basically it starts off detailling the fight or flight response, and the meanders on to the story, so the man chooses flight, and escapes through death and there we go!
then we got like compre and it wasnt much of a problem though i got stuck at the word 'primitive' for question 14(2) wondering what to replace it with, and after like twenty cancellations i went and changed it to simple. hoplefully its right. finally. the most boring paper over. now for the vomit inducing ones. hurrah.
i conclude this whole thing today by saying that aparna is a dangerous bitch to be kept down at all costs. if you see her, feel free to shoot her. chances are, youll hit her fat arse.
hit the stars
