Wednesday, November 10, 2004
- 9:40 pm
akesh had two bours ago received a call from one mohan asking what pyrogallol was so he explained what alkaline pyrogallol (oxygen absorber) was. he then goes to skool, and is walking to the canteen and meets the indian mugs there.
akesh: hey! wheres lingamsamy?
ramana: huh? who?
akesh: mohan lah.
ramana: why are you calling him 'shiva god'?
akesh: huh? i thought it meant dick.
*lokesh ramana and co. look at me with horror. lokesh looks like he wants to kill me.*
ramana: your just very lucky we indians are tolerant. you make ajit look like a holy devotee. he thought ganesha was *insert name heres'* brother!
akesh: ganesha?
ramana: he doesnt even know ganesha! are you hindu?
akesh: um..yeah.
ramana: and hes hindu some more! when was the last time you went to a temple?!
akesh: four years ago?
*this other guy comes up*
ramana: eh, do you know what he thought shiva lingam was?!
the other guy: isnt that chilli sauce?
so much for shiva lingam. god loves me.
ah screw shiva. ill just pray to one of the other million gods -
and theres always krishna!
blue is in-
move to the blue groove