amour amour

Friday, October 29, 2004

- 9:09 pm

and it rained,

and rained,

and rained somemore.

the day was accentuated by the greyness of the clouds, and rain pouring down, and sometimes holding up a bit, like a temporary holdfire, an uneasy tension holding the skies back till im done running - and at the first sign of ominousity of more rain - i dash back to my house, to work.

HA! for one day, i hoped against hope that manchester united would bring an end to arsenals unbeaten run - and they did - bring liverpool closer to the title, winning 3-0 against charlton atheletic.

for whatever reason i have come back to inter milan, and adriano is back on form scoring everywhere. such a shame they dint beat the fuck outta ac milan, but you cant have it all, especially since real madrid beat valencia! and owen scored, and they beat dinamo kiev! and owen scored, and they beat some useless unknown third division side! and owen scored, which is hopefully some indication of the madristas going back to their winning ways in winning days.

and barcelona of course lost to some third division side (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA) being the useless idiots that they are (except ronaldinho) along with man u and `arsenal. they can all go suck eggs.

go listen to glory box. its good.

anyway we had bio prelim prac the other day- and yip dee yi yay it was fun!
before the prac, we were all sitting in the lt, and everyones saying like, eh, y'know clitoria flower and peanuts are coming out? and i was like wtf? i gotta tell hulin and shumin and kat- so i left the lt and went on a record breaking dash to azizuls locker and smsed them all from there, after sneaking past teachers who were busy chasing people away from the area. the day before the exam id spent the whole day practising how to draw tomatoes and cucumbers and all sorts of other things, even cutting open some fruits to do so, and going through every single label- so i was quite confident. some idiot even said hed heard pounding- which meant peanuts were being tested. so when we all walked into the lab and saw a bloody PRAWN, we were shocked. A PRAWN. A SMELLY DISGUSTING PRAWN. I HATE PRAWNS. I HATE EATING TOUCHING OR SMELLING PRAWNS. then the prac asked us to do some food tests and my answers were as such:-
proteins present only: saliva
this is due to the fact that saliva contains amylase, an enzyme, made up from proteins.
proteins and reducing sugars present: blood plasma
well duh! arent these carried about in the blood?
nothing present: urine
just because the soln provided wasnt yellow doesnt mean a thing lah. they wont give us real urine people - otherwise wed have like a few people clutching at overstrained groins the next month, but oh wait, thats rocco siffredi.
bile salts present only: bile
hmm, i wonder how i came to this conclusion? gee. that ones a real toughie.

then like they asked us to draw the prawns, and NO LABELS WERE REQUIRED. all this for EIGHT MARKS. like whaddahell? how are they marking it? oh, hes got the head. one mark. say! he dint draw its genitalia! there goes four marks. legs, another mark, horn, etc. unless of course theyve suddenly become very generous in which case id be very happy. then they asked us to handle it and open its tail and draw its fins. a number of idiots claimed that we had to draw its anus, so i guess they dint know that PRAWNS SHIT FROM THEIR HEADS, PRETTY MUCH LIKE YOU IDIOTS DO FROM YOUR MOUTHS. well now you know. then there were the little girly boys who were squeamish and being gay about handling prawns, but we'll leave them to it. some had valid reasons lah (like navjote whos vegetarian or something) but the rest were just bein freakin wussy about it. ah well. too bad lah. so much for ri being an all boys skool. and that was it.

we were then in the lt, and varun dared suhas to throw a ball at navjotes turban, but he turned around, and suhas couldnt lah, haha itd been funny. so they just settled for that siddarth guy (the one i accidentally knocked down with a flying clothesline while we were playing softball interhouse hehe) and ended up hitting some other guy, who picked the ball up and threw it back at mohan, who we all blamed, but he missed! and it smacked some poor guy who was studying on his face! and so the chain went on for a short while before stopping, haha it was so much fun. mohan and varun were being gay, and vishal was all, your mother is so fat, when she looks out of the window, she gets arrested for mooning! to suhas, so i suggested your momma so fat, she come from both sides of the family. it was fun lah. but os up next. study study study some more.

but sad days doth return, and so do thoughts of an untimely demise.
such that death may take me 'pon swift wings,
tho not so soon-
its always darkest before dawn

my dependence on the stage, and its link to my life will someday kill me.

then again, i always intended to die young.

amour amour